We talk about Phase 1 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. FYI, this episode is almost 2 hours. Then again, we cover 6 movies…so deal with it!
We talk about Phase 1 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. FYI, this episode is almost 2 hours. Then again, we cover 6 movies…so deal with it!
This movie should have been called the throwing off the train movie….since that happens…..A LOT
This movie should have been called the throwing off the train movie….since that happens…..A LOT
Insert closet joke here!
Insert closet joke here!
I hope they sent out thank you notices for this party…..
I hope they sent out thank you notices for this party…..
There are movies that belong in the 5$ bin and then there are ones…..who should never be heard from again. Guess which this one is!!?
There are movies that belong in the 5$ bin and then there are ones…..who should never be heard from again. Guess which this one is!!?
Movie about a black snake that moans? Yeah…..no…
Parents don’t let their kids grow up to be benchwarmers….or star in movies like this.
Parents don’t let their kids grow up to be benchwarmers….or star in movies like this.
So this is how democracy dies, with bright colors and robots….how 80s….
So this is how democracy dies, with bright colors and robots….how 80s….
Surely a half hour movie must be a masterpiece right? Yep. A masterful piece of crap…
Surely a half hour movie must be a masterpiece right? Yep. A masterful piece of crap…
I don’t even have a humorous caption for this…it’s that bad.
I don’t even have a humorous caption for this…it’s that bad.
There are some things that are best left unsaid and this isn’t one of them, Jason gets angry!
Sometimes, two becoming one is worth it….it’s the lost episode!!! And…it should have stayed lost.
Plot…what plot? Jason talks about more important things…like the 90s!!!
Plot…what plot? Jason talks about more important things…like the 90s!!!
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Not to be confused with the game…this one..has a a very very big twist at the end!
Not to be confused with the game…this one..has a a very very big twist at the end!
I don’t have anything witty to say here….It’s Johnny Knoxville..nuff said.
I don’t have anything witty to say here….It’s Johnny Knoxville..nuff said.
The DC movie classic…wait no…The DC movie smash hit!!! Nope, that’s not it either. Ugh. It’s…a DC movie.
The DC movie classic…wait no…The DC movie smash hit!!! Nope, that’s not it either. Ugh. It’s…a DC movie.
There is no accurate way to describe this movie. So uh…enjoy!?
There is no accurate way to describe this movie. So uh…enjoy!?
It’s a very special Christmas episode! And we watched good Christmas movie….wait no we didn’t….
It’s a very special Christmas episode! And we watched good Christmas movie….wait no we didn’t….
Merry Christmas! It’s a early episode! It’s the best Christmas present you could get….okay…maybe not…..whatever. Where’s my eggnog…
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Merry Christmas! It’s a early episode! It’s the best Christmas present you could get….okay…maybe not…..whatever. Where’s my eggnog…
Jingle bells, silent night, ave maria….and all your Christmas favorites….are not here in this movie. Because this movie…well…you’ll see.
Jingle bells, silent night, ave maria….and all your Christmas favorites….are not here in this movie. Because this movie…well…you’ll see.
It’s time for Marvel’s Antman……oh…wait..it’s not? Huh. Well, I guess we will have to review Antboy!!! ….Sigh. I need a new job
It’s time for Marvel’s Antman……oh…wait..it’s not? Huh. Well, I guess we will have to review Antboy!!! ….Sigh. I need a new job
Watch out for the cobra’s bite…the King Cobra…:cough: Sorry. We do a special review for a new movie!
Watch out for the cobra’s bite…the King Cobra…:cough: Sorry. We do a special review for a new movie!
From beneath you it…wait no wrong movie..the swamp thing rise……no wrong movie. Whatever, it’s Marvel’s Man-Thing!
From beneath you it…wait no wrong movie..the swamp thing rise……no wrong movie. Whatever, it’s Marvel’s Man-Thing!
It’s our (late) Halloween episode! Complete with witches, clowns & shitty movies!!!
It’s our (late) Halloween episode! Complete with witches, clowns & shitty movies!!!
Dennis had to watch Teeth. Teeth! There’s a vagina with teeth in this movie…
Ugh, Dennis had to review this POS movie for Jason’s amusement…
Ugh, Dennis had to review this POS movie for Jason’s amusement…
Episode 8 will have a slight delay, there was a mix up in the recording times. Look for it no later than Wednesday!
Dennis has to review Human Centipede and Jason hates the result because he didn’t throw up. So Jason angry now.
Dennis has to review Human Centipede and Jason hates the result because he didn’t throw up. So Jason angry now.
So the tables have been turned…..I’m not being forced to watch movies…and first up? Leprechaun in freaking space…ugh
So the tables have been turned…..I’m not being forced to watch movies…and first up? Leprechaun in freaking space…ugh I need to fire my agent.
Well, originally, Jason was supposed to do SPICE WORLD, but he sabotaged it…so instead he’s doing Holidays!
Well, originally, Jason was supposed to do SPICE WORLD, but he sabotaged it…so instead he’s doing Holidays!
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Look, we’re not perfect, we goofed up….we’re sorry, I’ll lash Jason for you.
Look, we’re not perfect, we goofed up….we’re sorry, I’ll lash Jason for you.
Jason has to watch Theodore Rex….and to my anger….doesn’t…hate it…
Jason has to watch Theodore Rex….and to my anger….doesn’t…hate it…
Poor, poor Jason wants to quit again…why? Well, he has to watch Real Steel!
Poor, poor Jason wants to quit again…why? Well, he has to watch Real Steel!
In which Jason is forced to talk about the classic movie…RIPD…spoiler alert, it’s not a classic.
In which Jason is forced to talk about the classic movie…RIPD…spoiler alert, it’s not a classic.
In which it’s out FIRST ever episode, and Jason already wants to quit because he has to Twilight!
In which it’s out FIRST ever episode, and Jason already wants to quit because he has to Twilight!
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